The Manager at Farm

 

 

The manager of a large corporation got a heart attack,
and the doctor
told him to go for several weeks to a farm to relax.
The guy went to
a farm, and after a couple of days he was very bored,
so he asked the
farmer to give him some job to do.
The farmer told him to clean the shit of the cows. The
farmer thought
that to somebody coming from the city, working the
whole life sitting
in an office, it will take over a week to finish the
job, but for his
surprise the manager finished the job in less than one
day.
The next day the farmer gave to the manager a more
difficult job: to
cut the heads of 500 chickens. The farmer was sure
that the manager
will not be able to do the job, but at the end of the
day the job was
done.
The next morning, as most of the jobs in the farm were
done, the
farmer asked the manager to divide a bag of potatoes
in two boxes:
one box with small potatoes, and one box with big
potatoes.
At the end of the day the farmer saw that the manager
was sitting in
front of the potatoes bag, but the two boxes were
empty. The farmer
asked the manager: "How is that you made such
difficult jobs during
the first days, and now you cannot do this simple
job?"
The manager answered: "Listen, all my life I'm cutting
heads and
dealing with shit, but now you ask me to make
decisions."